Archive for November, 2008

Nov 30 2008

Gun-Toting Plaxico Burress Merely a Thug; Charged with CPW

Published by Joe Pietaro under Football

Giants Should Dump Dirtbag Now

As I write this, the Giants just extended their lead over the Redskins 23-7 in the fourth quarter, a moot point when you’re speaking about the NFL’s best team, by far. A muddy field in Landover, Maryland didn’t slow down a team that appears to be on a mission to repeat as Super Bowl champions. Neither did the possible distraction of Placixo Burress and his latest episode of “As the Asshole Turns.” The wideout kept everyone in the dark, including the investigating officers from the NYPD, following his self-inflicted accidental gunshot wound early Saturday morning at a Manhattan nightclub.

Through his lawyer, the announcement was made that Burress will turn himself in on Monday to face Criminal Possession of a Weapon charges. He also plans to plead not guilty. Bottom line - he was carrying a firearm in New York with an expired permit from Florida. Not only is Burress going to play stupid and say that he was unaware of the expiration date and the fact that the permit is not recognized in New York, but surely bring up tragic incidents such as the one involving Sean Taylor, which we were sadly reminded of before the game between the Giants and Redskins when the slain player was added to the team’s ‘Ring of Honor.’

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Nov 28 2008

CHEMICAL CORNER: FINASTRIDE (Proscar, Propecia)

Published by Leigh Penman under PEDs

By Leigh Penman

Technically speaking, Finastride is an orally active testosterone Type 11 5-alpha- reductase inhibitor. There are actually two different 5-alpha- reductase enzymes:

TYPE 1 - This is predominant in the sebaceous glands of most regions of the skin, including the scalp and the liver. Type 1 5alpha-reductase is responsible for approximately one third of circulating DHT.
TYPE 11 - This is found primarily in the prostate, seminal vesicles and hair follicles as well as the liver, and is responsible for two thirds of circulating DHT.

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Nov 27 2008

TIRATRICOL (T3) Profile

Published by Leigh Penman under Steroids

By Leigh Penman

TIRATRICOL (T3)
Manufacturer: Genesis Meds

Although not technically an ‘anabolic steroid’, Tiratricol (T3) is one of the many forms of thyroid medication used by bodybuilders during the pre-contest phase of their training regime.
A naturally occurring metabolite of the endogenous (produced inside the body) hormone triodothyronine (T3), when used properly this drug has very significant fat burning properties. It is also one of the most effective and safe fat burning drugs available.

Tiratricol has proven to be exceptional for burning off excess body fat without the need to turn to extreme dieting methods - which can lead to long-term metabolic harm.

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Nov 26 2008

Salary Cap Making NBA Even Less Important

Published by Joe Pietaro under Basketball

Teams Tanking Seasons No Way to Bring Back Fans

A tough sell has become even tougher due to a rule that was put in place to create parity, but its effect has done nothing but cause parody in the National Basketball Association. The salary cap has destroyed organizations if long-term mistakes happened to be made. No one has paid the price for this as much as the New York Knicks, who have thrown in the towel for the next two years in the hope that they can throw enough money at LeBron James to convince him to resurrect the dead at the World’s Most Famous Arena.

King James (along with Dewayne Wade, Chris Bosh and Amare Stoudemire) hits the open market in 2010 and has become the apple of the Big Apple’s eye with the fantasy of him coming to Manhattan. But until then, the Knicks - and many other teams around the league - will suck on purpose and throw whatever they can on the court, as long as they’ll be packing their bags in the next 24 months.

This way of thinking has not helped a league in need of a marketing boost, something that will bring the fans back that have left or never came. Without a Magic Johnson or Michael Jordan, the NBA has found it difficult to sell its product to the casual fan. For whatever reason, basketball has been hitting a rocky road in gaining more popularity. Some say that it is a hip-hop league and the ‘thug’ reputation has turned off many. Commissioner David Stern has worked diligently to make his sport better, and adjusting the salary cap and how it effects teams should be the first thing that he fixes, which is more important than wearing suits on road trips.

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Nov 25 2008

Samir Bannout, 1983 Mr. Olympia, on MuscleSport Radio

Published by Joe Pietaro under MuscleSport Mag

Special Guest on This Week’s Episode

We are proud to announce that on the Tuesday, November 25 episode of MuscleSport Radio, our very special guest will be Samir Bannout, the 1983 Mr. Olympia. The show can be heard live from 3 to 4 PM Eastern time on www.blogtalkradio.com. Episodes can be heard live or via download on Blog Talk Radio, iTunes or MuscleSport Mag. On next week’s show, our special guest will be author Anthony Roberts, who has penned two important books, “Anabolic Steroids: Ultimate Research Guide,” and “Beyond Steroids.”

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Nov 24 2008

LenDale White Pouts After Just One Titan Loss

Published by Joe Pietaro under Football

Lightning Rod for Controversy Lives Up to his Reputation

Just imagine if LenDale White was on the 0-11 Detroit Lions. Following the previous unbeaten Titans 34-13 loss to the New York Jets in Tennessee, the controversial running back obviously was looking to distance himself in what was a game totally dominated by the visitors. Standing by his locker and complaining of his lack of touches to reporters shows how selfish and the former USC player really is.

Not only did his quotes show that he is far from a ‘team player,’ but that he is obviously spent more time away from the books in college than in them. (Here’s a vote that he was unaware of the overtime rule before Donovan McNabb copyrighted it.) Try these on for size: “I only played three plays, so I couldn’t really tell you what happened; I have no idea. I wasn’t paying attention so I didn’t care,” and “I ain’t got no conversation for nobody. I don’t care. If they have something to tell me, if they need to tell me I’m not going to play, then they should tell me.”

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Nov 24 2008

Dumb Donovan Blows, Then Benched in Ugly Loss to Ravens

Published by Joe Pietaro under Football

No Rule Knowledge Needed from Sidelines for Soon-to-Be Former Philly QB

Not to kick someone when they’re down, but Donovan McNabb did himself no favors by playing as bad as you could on the heels of outing yourself as arguably the most unintelligent quarterback in the professional ranks. His putrid number not withstanding (8 for 18, 59 yards, 2 interceptions), Mr. Chunky (Dumb as) Soup found himself on the bench at the start of the second half, a move that Andy Reid - who will find himself on the unemployment line before Dick Clark struggles to ring in the New Year - covered his wide ass by stating afterwards that he had pondered pulling his starting quarterback BEFORE the game, as if he though McNabb would somehow salvage both of their jobs in one half.

Second-year player Kevin Kolb came in and did his best McNabb impersonation (10 for 23, 73 yards, 2 interceptions) in a 36-7 romp at the hands of the medicore Baltimore Ravens and their rookie signal-caller, Joe Flacco. One of Kolb’s picks included a 108-yard return for a touchdown. Ouch!

With the loss, you can now count out the 5-5-1 Eagles from any shot at making the postseason, in case you were wondering. Not that it really matters, but Reid stated in his post game press conference that he was not sure who his starting quarterback will be for the remainder of the miserable campaign.


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Nov 23 2008

PROVIRON (mesterolone)

Published by Leigh Penman under PEDs

By Leigh Penman

Proviron is the Schering brand name for the oral androgen mesterolone. It is a strong androgen, which is not capable of aromatizing into estrogen. It is also not progestenic.
In fact, Proviron is the closest thing we have to orally active Dihydrotestosterone (DHT).
Physicians normally prescribe this compound to treat various types of sexual dysfunction since it can usually reverse impotency and sexual disinterest. It can also increase sperm count although it does not actually stimulate testosterone production.

In bodybuilding circles, Proviron is used primarily as an anti-estrogen since it is believed to block the action of the aromatase enzyme (which is responsible for converting testosterone to estrogen). For this reason it is a popular pre-contest drug since it assists in hardening up the physique.

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Nov 22 2008

Chad ‘Ocho Cinco’ Steps on his Dick…Again!

Published by Joe Pietaro under Football

Bengals Wide Receiver Told to Stay Home in 27-10 Loss at Pittsburgh

Some people never learn. Even when their team is going through a miserable season in which they were lucky to have the one win they can show for themselves, selfishness rises to the top. In the case of the Cincinatti Bengals, what could go wrong has gone wrong. Head coach Marvin Lewis somehow manages to keep his job as the inmates have run the asylum during his watch. The leader of the pack has been Chad Johnson…oh, excuse me…Ocho Cinco. It pains me to have to do that. On second though, screw him. I’ll call him Johnson if he likes it or not!

While his antics may have been amusing in the past when the team was playing decent football, that act has gone cold mighty fast. Whatever the reason(s) why the attention-seeking Johnson was deactivated approximately 10 hours before a Thursday night kickoff, the fact of the matter is that he is a lightning rod for controversy. Is he talented? There is no questionof that, so to leave him out of a game where he could have made a difference is even more glaring.

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Nov 21 2008

Knicks Take First Step in Dismantling NBA’s Shittiest Team

Published by Joe Pietaro under Basketball

Jamaal Crawford Headed to Golden State for Al Harrington

By the time Donnie Walsh is done, the Isiah Thomas era will be nothing more than a bad memory. The new president of the New York Knicks has reportedly traded leading scorer Jamaal Crawford to the Golden State Warriors in exchange for forward Al Harrington, according to Newsday.com.

Former head honcho Thomas acquired Crawford in 2004 from Chicago, with the eight-year pro holding a player option for two more years after the current one on the deal he signed. Harrington’s deal expires after the 2009-10 season. Why is that so important? The Knicks are doing everything possible to clear cap space to make a run at LeBron James, who hits the open market in 2010.

But is this trade just the first of many? Newsday is also reporting that a bigger, three-way deal may be on the horizon.


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