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Talk Dirty To Me – A Sex & Relationship Column

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I must admit I first heard dirty talk when I was 13 and it was at most the word “fuck.” That was it. Let’s get real here, as I don’t mean talk dirty like at the sporting events. I grew up being taught “ladies don’t curse because it’s unladylike.” I say, “Fuck to that.” As you are reading this – you sexy, dirty-minded reader – I fucking love to curse. See me at a sporting event and I swear like it’s the fucking Olympics. I firmly believe talking dirty belongs in the bedroom. Whether you are taking them from behind, riding like a fucking bull or doing it like a fucking dog, there is a lot of sex appeal when it comes to talking dirty. Dirty talk adds a bit of monologue like straight out of a great porn flick. (Yes, there are great porn flicks. I will gladly touch on that in another column.)

Class is in fucking Session …. How to get into IT

First, sit down and talk to your partner. Talk about what your turn ons are and, yes, what your turn offs are. Find out why they like it and why they don’t and if there’s room to try it. If they don’t want to call you `big daddy.` see if there’s a word you can compromise.

Treat it like role play, a fucking alter ego not afraid to express them verbally

You don’t have to do something every five seconds and, no, you don’t have to demean one another. It doesn’t have to be so loud and it could be a careless whisper if you are afraid roommates or family members can hear you.

THE FUCKING BENEFITS

There are many benefits to talking dirty in the bedroom. It starts with stimulation in the brain, chemical reactions and hormone release. Even if you fucking know what your partner wants, partners find an arousal benefit to hearing their partner’s voice. Think of that soothing voice you love to hear; it helps release hormones. There’s something about a heavy breath accompanied with a “fuck, yes,” to a sexy moan of  “MMMM.”

BEST TIME FOR IT

When getting a fucking meal and of course during THE CLIMAX! Like fucking fireworks going off. Get vocal. Not only show them how good it feels, let them hear it.

TOO SHY TO TALK DIRRTTY

Try sexting one another: I don`t care where you are – sneak in a sexy text while they are at work. Both of you at home on social media? DM them. Send something naughty.

One of you in the bedroom and the other parked on the couch.

Not sure what TO SAY, TRY THESE:

  1. Hi, babe. The bed feels so cold, why don’t you cum and warm me up?
  2. I’m hungry and want dessert. let me eat you. You look good enough to eat.
  3. I fucking want to DEVOUR you. Why don’t you let me give in to my craving?

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One little request: If your partner is silent and it’s a comfortable silence, let it be. It could be that they are enjoying the heavy breathing. If you’d RATHER hear dirty talk, then the fucking AWKWARD SILENCE, tell your partner – spell it out. Although my biggest pet peeve and for THE LOVE OF all things holy PLEASE DON’T ASK WHAT THEY ARE THINKING ABOUT AS THEY POUND YOU. CHANCES ARE HIGH THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE THINKING.

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