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Fuck! This COVID-19 Virus is Ruining My Sex Life

Whitewolf Studios

Okay, we’ve all gotten sick of this shit. I’m on day five of self-isolation and let me tell you, I’m not enjoying this break one motherfucking bit. They cancelled all events, I’m laid off, kids are home from school. There’s no sports on my television screen except for old games. No music events. The only places you can really only go to are grocery stores, gas stations or the pharmacy. So what happens now?

Can’t really drop off the kids at the sitter, can’t call the nanny, can’t do the run to the local toy store and buy the latest toy. Once the kids get to bed, you can finally watch what you want. Scary part of this is that we have no idea when this shit will stop and we can resume our regular routines.

What Happens Now?

Chances are that you are probably getting on each other’s nerves; more so now than ever before. As there is no getting away from one another.You will want to go to the basement, top floor, or head to wherever the other isn’t. However, if you have been cooped up for a long period of time and not spending much time together, it might be a great time to try. I know most couples argue and individuals have differences, but this is a great  time to rekindle some romance in your relationship.

Where to Begin?

It can start at your local grocery store. Don’t think for one second it’s weird because it’s fucking normal because most stores sell wine and beer. Most households have beer or wine on hand to cook with, if not pick up a bottle of wine for the two of you or his favorite bee . If you are doing a full grocery trip, pick up some grub like steaks or burgers, snacks especially chips and nuts. Wine doesn’t have to be super expensive. You can buy some decent wines at $7 that won’t break your budget.

Pharmacy

Some pharmacies sell items like lube to help enhance the experience in the bedroom and help keep you comfortable .

Symptoms of Being Horny

Being cooped up will drive you nuts, but turn it into something in your favor for you both. It’s a stressful time. A good run in the bedroom is both great for your moods and helps burn some calories as sex is excerise.

Put the Phone Down

Now it’s time to distance from social media. Sit down together. Pour a glass. Unwind and talk… about anything. Look at each other. Most importantly listen to each other. 

Try this

Let’s say she has her feet up. She’s reading quietly on the couch. Pour a glass of her favourite drink and pour yourself one. Light a candle. Lift her legs gently and place her feet on your lap. Massage her feet. If she puts her book down and pulls you closer, you are on the right fucking track.

*Added Bonus

Play hers and your favourite music, light a candle, watch a movie together and hold each other close for a snuggle. Ask her to dance.

Hopefully, both you both are feeling great and it has been two weeks and no serious symptoms. Remind her what she means to you and she can show you what you mean to her.

If you want to spice it up, ladies, and he’s on the phone, take a sexy pic in one of his shirts. Send a message for him to come to you. 

Touch and kiss one another. Most importantly, this scary situation should make you want to appreciate each other more. Spice it up. Keep well. 

 

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Statistics for Stephanie Ferreira

Age : 30somethin’

Bust :36D

Hips :38

Waist:36

HEIGHT: 5”9

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