We Got a Fucking Stage-5 Clinger

By Stephanie Ferreira
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Updated: April 26, 2020

I can’t even begin to tell you guys how many DMs popped in about men and their clingers. At first, I thought it was a joke, but it wasn’t. I counted 15 fuckers that have been chased after by these chicks, aka The Clingers. When I think of a clinger, I can’t help but think of “Wedding Crashers.” Plot twist – the character in the movie marries his stage-5 clinger. Shit a brick yet? One man went as far as to ask “Why bitches be all clingy and shit?” I knew I had to write about it for my fuckers who got a lot more fuckery than they bargained for.

Whether it’s guy night at the titty bar or grabbing a quick bite, temptation is everywhere. The One Night Stand is often the best route for not getting a stage-5 clinger. Often if you know you are hooking up and picking up a chick, you probably planned on not bringing her to your place; maybe you book a hotel room. Now some are actually booking Air B and Bs to avoid that the chick finds out where they fucking live.

Many don’t realize that even if you are just looking into having casual sex, you need to play your cards. But don’t only pay attention to your cards, pay attention to what she is dealing. Even if it’s casual, sex becomes emotional. Most ladies want romance, but serious relationships are often what the ladies want. If you both, discuss it and she wants the ring and you want her to just put your cock in a ring, then it’s time for the talk.

The talk often gets heavy, but rather than getting a run of emotions, think about it logically. There are rare occasions that the ladies just want to fuck; both need to lay the cards down.

If you fucked her and keep in touch, both you or her can genuinely care about well being. There’s a difference between being friendly and being clingy.

The Clinger will show up to your work. Sometimes ignore the signs you are giving. So always best to watch what you say. If you are fucking her and you say, “Oh, God. I can use your blowjobs everyday,” she could possibly say “Good. He wants to see me every day.” Leave it to, “ Oh, that feels so good.”

If she is constantly blowing up the phone, talk to her about it. Be kind about it. If she is following you around, once again talk to her about it.

All I ask my sexy fuckers is be clear with your intentions. If it’s at a place that you both want to move forward, take it one step at a time.

If you are wary about one night stands, friends with benefits, maybe be time to purchase a sex blow up doll. If liquid starts to come out the nose, it may be time for you to empty her out. She’s full…