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C-Bum in Men’s Open Bodybuilding? Alternate Reality Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson Fight
- Updated: December 17, 2024
By Pauly Trapzilla DeSimone –With Trump winning via landslide and getting the popular vote, are we back in the original reality that we were living in? I had hope for maybe a few minutes. C-Bum and for those who don’t know Chris Bumstead the most popular bodybuilder since Arnold. It’s no joke 25+ million people know who he is and follow him. The classic physique Mr. Olympia of the past six years. He competed in Prague the Eastern European country, and placed second to only Martin Fitzwater, the 2024 4th place Mr. Olympia finish. I was drunk when I wrote this, however you want to say it. Bumstead in the pre-judging looked like he won the show, especially his conditioning. And leg development was very close, if not better than Martin. Thickened Martin looked a lot better at the night show and he took the victory. Even though the night show portion is now called the finals. And was the next day. How things have changed.
So now the alternate reality we have been living in is realized – why not have Mike Tyson fight an influencer for money? The fight we were sold to watch was a Tyson hungry to fight. We saw him beating the bag and sparring partners, what we got was a full moon and a red circle buffering a fight that couldn’t stream when the fight had just started to get good. Round 1 was the only round I saw and then it went out. After we got it under control, what I watched was two people dance around a ring at the pace of a 15 beer deep tranny at a home for the blind convention. The two stuck to the middle of the ring and just danced back and forth, very slowly mind you: slowly. It was the worst fight I had ever seen.
Now the promoters knew the women’s fight was going to be great, which it was. So you might forget and tune in again for the next slow dance. Many of my friends did not watch. One of my famous clients and friend was at the fight with Jake Paul a fellow influencer. I saw the videos and all the hype. But when it came down to it, Tyson looked old and out of it. When he showed us his ass, it was a sign that this was over and a warning sign. Tyson has nothing to prove. But every old guy out there wanted him to beat the shit out of the young white punk Paul. Unfortunately, none of that happened. Because we are in a alternate reality.
Other then the girl fight, the ring girls were both very attentive. Nothing like huge tits and a smile to liven up your night. Many of the views we got was two pairs of huge tits and the fighters faces. I’ll tell you it wasn’t that bad of a fight now, just keep the ring girls coming. But in reality, I’d actually take the black girl over the white one. I think she was even hotter.
So you still think we are ok? Idk what the hell is going to happen in the next few months but I really hope we can get everything back no normal. I’m doing my best to be jacked as fuck again, it seems to be going slower than normal. I guess this is what those old guys were telling me about. Lmao… I want to hear your opinions on the fight and what you think about C-Bum!
Personally what Bumstead did is what I was trying to do the whole time I competed in the NPC – bring aesthetic an body to the open stage, with crazy proportions. The shit thing was I couldn’t grow my calf’s for the life of me when I competed it took this alternate reality and now I put three inches on them. It makes no sense. My secret was stop doing them for 10 years lol. Thats not a joke ok I think im going to stop drinking and give this bodybuilding thing another try. Till the next article…
Signing off
Muscle stud pauly des
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